Marrying Zhao Xiaogu, you can’t imagine how happy daddy is

Although I don't know what happened between Su Ye and Zhao Xiaogu, Zhao Xiaogu almost fell to the ground, but he was still seen by the audience.

"What's wrong with the two of them?"

"I don't know, but my gut tells me it's better not to know. "

"It always feels like they're sprinkling dog food again. "

"This time, the program team has a conscience and did not release the dialogue between the two of them. "

"Show affection, do you know if you are happy?"

Breaking free from Su Ye's arms, Zhao Xiaogu glared at Su Ye fiercely, and said with great shame: "Who asked you to hold me?"

Su Ye rolled his eyes: "If I don't hug you, do I just watch you fall, right?"

"I'm ......" glared at Su Ye angrily, and Zhao Xiaogu said angrily: "Even if I fall, don't worry about it!"

Shrugged helplessly, Su Ye didn't know where she had provoked her again, so she could only say, "Forget it, whatever you want, just be happy." "

Zhao Xiaogu suddenly became even more angry.

Walking into the "Susu Paradise", the children all excitedly surrounded the cow Susu, and stretched out their hands to touch Susu.

And Su Su is also very docile, not only letting the children touch it around, but even when the children can't touch it, he also takes the initiative to lower his head to make the children more comfortable to touch.

"Su Su is so well-behaved!" the children's little hands gently stroked Su Su's head, and they laughed very happily.

Peng Yichang, on the other hand, took an iron bucket and ran to Su Su's side and squatted down gently.

"Su Su, I'm going to milk you! Don't move obediently~~" While whispering to reassure, Peng Yichang tried to reach out and want to milk Su Su.

Even the audience in front of the camera could see that when Peng Yichang stretched out his hand and squatted down, the whole person was trembling.

"It won't kick people, will it?" Seeing that Peng Yichang was about to touch Su Su's breasts, he suddenly coaxed.

The audience immediately felt extremely sorry.

"Don't be cowardly!

"It won't kick, don't be afraid!"

"It's better to be careful?"

"Didn't the program team have milkmen come up to teach them?"

And He Jiong and the others were also a little crying and laughing, seeing that Peng Yichang was about to get started, but they shrank back directly? Do you want to continue milking?

"Come on, come on, let me come, let me come!" Chen Chichi squeezed Peng Yichang away and squatted down by himself.

However, before he could stretch out his hand, he heard a strange voice from behind Su Su: "Poof-"

"What kind of sound is this......" Before he could raise his head, Chen Chichi stepped back suddenly, and kept fanning his mouth and nose while retreating: "Wow, it stinks!

Seeing Chen Chichi so miserable, everyone couldn't help but laugh directly.

And the audience is even more faceless.

"Su Su is beautiful!"

"Chen Chichi, if you can't do it, don't be reckless, now you slap your face, right?"

"It's so miserable, Chen Chichi!"

"You should be glad that Su Su just farted instead of pulling it out!"

......

After laughing for a while, seeing that Chen Chichi's condition was slightly better, Su Ye explained: "Okay, it's not Chen Chichi's fault. In fact, cows fart a lot every day, with an average cow releasing 800 to 1,000 litres of methane in a day, and all of this methane is emitted in the form of farts. So it's normal to see cows farting. "

Everyone was a little confused, can a cow fart so many times in a day?

And Hu Ge directly grasped the key point of Su Ye's words and asked: "Methane? Won't that cause global warming?"

Su Ye nodded: "That's right." Methane emitted by cattle is indeed one of the major causes of global warming. But the most important reason is the various production activities of our human beings. "

After a pause, Su Ye continued: "And as long as the methane emitted by cattle is used by certain scientific and technological means, it can also be collected and used as energy. As far as I know, the Longteng Farm, which is owned by the Longteng Group, collects the methane emitted by cattle and uses it as an energy source. "

The audience sighed that Longteng Group really can do anything.

"Alright, let me do it. Su Ye squatted in the position where Chen Chichi was squatting just now, and did not go directly to milk the cow, but first stretched out his hand and gently stroked Su Su's body.

When Su Su almost calmed down, Su Ye began to wash his hands, and then put his hands covered with soapy water, and explained to everyone while milking Su Su.

"Before milking, we can use soapy water or iodine to make the milk of the teat, so that on the one hand, it can be disinfected, and on the other hand, mild soapy water can also help to 'produce' milk. "

When it was almost time to wipe it, Su Ye took out a towel and began to gently wipe the milk that had been cleaned by him just now.

The crowd of onlookers nodded, this was the first time they had heard such a statement.

"After wiping, you can use a towel to dry the nipple head, but don't irritate or rub the milk head, which will make the cow uncomfortable on the one hand and reduce the milk production on the other. "

Holding the towel that Su Ye had just wiped in his hand, Zhao Xiaogu felt the difference very keenly, and said, "This doesn't seem to be an ordinary towel?"

"Yes. Su Ye nodded and said: "Ordinary towels can easily irritate cows because of too much friction, so when wiping, silk absorbent towels are generally used." It's similar to the 'buns' you girls use. "

Netizens thought about it for a while, and then they understood what Su Ye meant by "small bread", and they suddenly couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"Damn!' 'Little Bread' still has such an explanation?"

"It's over, I'll never dare to look directly at this kind of food in the future!"

"Su Ye, do you open a clothing store?"

"I don't love when I'm tired!"

Placing the prepared tin bucket under the cow, Su Ye moved Su Susu's foot and motioned for it to clamp gently.

After confirming that the tin bucket was clamped, Su Ye took the Vaseline from the milkman who was taking care of Su Su on the side, and explained: "After we are ready, we need to apply some Vaseline to our hands to reduce friction and avoid too much stimulation of the cows. "

"When milking, we wrap two of the cow's four nipples with our hands, usually diagonally. When squeezing, extend your thumb and gently grip the nipple with your index finger, then squeeze the bottom of the nipple so that when you squeeze, the nipple fills the palm of your hand. "

"When milking, be sure to hold the bottom of the nipple tightly so that the milk does not flow back into the udder. But make sure you don't push too hard to avoid pain ...... cows"

While explaining to everyone, Su Ye's hands began to move.

Soon, with the impact sound of "boom" and "boom", Su Su's milk was squeezed into the iron bucket by Su Ye.

Everyone stood aside, nodding their heads as they watched.

He Jiong even said loudly: "I didn't expect that milking cows would be so exquisite." "

Others even chimed in: "I've learned, I've learned!"

"Let me try it!" Zhao Xiaogu looked at it for a while, feeling very funny, so he took the initiative to say to Su Ye.

And Su Ye had no choice but to get out of the way, standing aside while comforting the cow while guiding Zhao Xiaogu.

"Yes, that's it, don't push too hard, just hold it tightly. When squeezing, start with the middle finger and squeeze firmly to the position of the little finger......"

With Su Ye beside him, Zhao Xiaogu also did a good job, and soon the "whoosh" sound of milk hitting Tietong sounded again.

As soon as I saw two people in a row, I was able to milk the cows, and the others were eager to try it.

But when it was Chen Chichi's turn, before he could squat down, the cow "mooed" and stretched out its legs at him.

Now everyone laughed even more happily.

"Chichi, it hates you!" said Hu Ge, smiling happily. He didn't have Chen Chichi's "treatment" just now.

"It's not good for you to dislike anyone, you dislike me......" Chen Chichi was also angry with Su Su, he never thought that he would be miserable when he tried, but with the guidance of the big guy, he could try to get started, but he was disliked again?

Su Ye held back a smile and explained: "Maybe it's because you have the residual 'fart' on your body, so it doesn't like your ......"

"What?fart?" He sniffed on his body, although he didn't smell anything, the discomfort in his heart still made Chen Chichi have a desire to retch.

"No, no, no, no, I'm going back to take a bath......" After saying to everyone, Chen Chi ran to the mushroom house without looking back, ready to take a bath.

Everyone laughed even more this time, and even laughed with tears.

When the laughter was enough, everyone turned around and prepared to continue milking Susu.

However, when everyone turned around, they were surprised to find that the children had squatted under Su Su, and one of them stretched out a hand, grabbed one of Su Su's nipples, and began to squeeze it.

And the sixth child stood in front of Su Su, constantly touching its head and gently comforting it.

The most naughty boss was holding the iron bucket on the side to prevent Su Su from kicking the bucket down.

Looking left and right, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the boss quietly stretched out his finger, dipped it into the bucket, and put it in his mouth.

"Slightly...... It's not delicious!" After tasting the "original" milk, the boss immediately stuck out his tongue with a bitter face.

Not only does this milk smell smell of milk, but it is also very light, not at all as good as the milk I have drunk before. Even if it's pure milk, it's much better than that.

When Su Ye saw this scene, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Stupid boss, this milk can't be drunk directly!

The boss stuck out his tongue and continued to hold on to the bucket, pretending that nothing had happened.