Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"If that's just the case, then it's impossible?" Uncle Nine couldn't help frowning and wondered.

"Master Ren, is it just a temptation, not coercion?" Su Yang, who was standing next to Uncle Jiu, asked.

"Right...... Is it just a lure?"

After hearing Su Yang's words, Lin Jiu suddenly realized, stared at Master Ren in front of him, and asked.

"Uh...... Hey hey!!"

Master Ren suddenly smiled embarrassedly, everything was silent, where could Lin Jiu still not understand.

Immediately, he walked to the side of the tomb and said, "I guess if it's just a temptation, that feng shui master won't harm you."

My nephew has just said that if you sprinkle lime on it, it will become a ruined hole, and it will be useless.

Moreover, it will also cause a slight backlash, and it is because of the backlash that your business will plummet. "

"Master, what should I do?" Wen Cai asked with a puzzled expression.

"Bang!!"

In the next second, Lin Jiu looked unhappy, and kicked Wencai's ass in front of him fiercely and said, "You guy, did you listen to it just now?"

Your junior brother has said that it must be covered with loess, and if it is covered with other materials, this hole will be destroyed. "

"Oh, got it, master!!"

Wen Cai rubbed the place where he was kicked and inhaled cool air.

"Uncle Nine, isn't that Mr. Feng Shui harming me?" Master Ren on the side immediately said angrily.

"You robbed other people's holes, people hurt you for half your life and don't harm you for a lifetime, and you don't hurt your eighteen generations if you hurt your generation, it's already okay!"

Lin Jiu said helplessly.

"See!!"

At this moment, the person who was digging a hole next to him suddenly heard a voice.

Lin Jiu immediately walked over with Master Ren, only to see that in a large deep pit, the head of a coffin had been exposed.

A couple of strong men are putting a rope on the coffin and pulling it out!

The huge coffin has been in the coffin for nearly twenty years, and there is not a trace of decay, but the black paint on it has fallen off.

"Loosen the rope, pick up the nails!!" Lin Jiu commanded.

Immediately, several strong men began to get busy, untying the rope and removing all the nails from the coffin.

Lin Jiu turned his head and looked at the group of people behind him: "Everyone, today is the day when Ren Gong is mighty again, anyone who is thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight!"

Those who belong to the chicken and the cow will all turn around and avoid it!

If you don't turn your head when you open the coffin, then you will be ready for bad luck in the next life!"

Doom haunted!!

As soon as Lin Jiu's words fell, the faces of several people at the scene changed greatly, and they hurriedly turned their heads!

"After the evasion, everyone tidy up their clothes and open the museum!" Lin Jiu saw that it was almost time, so he spoke.

The four strong men simply straightened their clothes, and then put their hands on the coffin where the nails had been lifted.

"Quack Quack ......!!!"

At this moment, I saw a few crows in the treetops in the distance, and after suddenly calling a few hoarsely, they flew away into the distance.

There was even a yin wind that rose out of nowhere, blowing towards everyone, and people couldn't help but shiver.

On the west side of the mass grave forest, in a thatched house!

The old man who sat in front of the offering table and had a yellow charm on his forehead removed the yellow charm on his forehead.

On his face, there was a weird smile!

Next, he only needs to plan to make the corpse corpse transform, and then suck the blood of Master Ren to become more powerful.

In the end, after slaughtering Renjia Town, he can take this zombie across the mountains and seas.

Even in the Bliss Alliance, it has its own place!

Thinking of this, the old man's mood became more and more excited, and he quickly stood up and walked to the bedside!

There was an iron cage next to the bed, and there was a woman in the cage, her hair was scattered, and her face was terrified, it seemed that she should be a nearby village woman!

The appearance of a man in his thirties has been tortured all over his body!

"You...... Don't come, don't come!!"

Looking at the old man walking towards her, the village woman suddenly showed a trace of horror on her face, and secretly swallowed her saliva.

"Boom!!"

Looking at the woman who was afraid of him, the old man's face immediately showed a hint of a sinister smile, and then he opened the cage and pulled the woman out of the cage.

The woman's two tears flowed down instantly, as if she had anticipated that she was about to face the next half minute of miserable treatment!

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"Wow, Uncle Nine, it's so cold!!"

A strong man who was about to open the coffin lid quickly retracted his hand, only to see that the few fingers that had just touched the coffin lid turned out to be frozen and purple.

Su Yang's two willow leaves opened his eyes, and he saw that in the gap of the coffin, bursts of yin qi were coming out of it.

"How many of you, go and water your hands with the boy's urine?"

Looking at the fingers of several strong men, Lin Jiu couldn't help frowning, and then said, "Su Yang, the two of us are here!"

"Okay uncle!"

Su Yang nodded, then took out two yin avoidance charms in his hands, and Lin Jiu lifted the coffin lid and put it aside!

"Whoa!!"

In an instant, a large amount of yin qi rose from the coffin in an instant, and quickly began to dissipate under the illumination of the scorching sun.

But the air around it dropped suddenly!

"Ding, detect that there is a large amount of rich yin qi around, please ask the host if you use the system to absorb it!

The Yin Qi absorbed can improve the strength of the powerful ghosts!!"

In the next second, a systematic voice sounded in Su Yang's mind!

"Absorb!!"

Su Yang didn't say a word, and directly began to absorb, since he could improve the cultivation of the powerful ghost, how could Su Yang give up!

The ghost can not only provide himself with aura every day, but also help himself fight, of course, the stronger the strength, the better!

In an instant, the yin qi in the surrounding air began to dissipate rapidly, as if it had been swallowed by a mysterious thing.

Lin Jiu's brows furrowed slightly, full of doubts: "What's the matter, the yin qi has disappeared quickly!"

"It may be that the yang qi is heavy, and it will dissipate its irradiation!" Su Yang pointed to the sun in the sky and said.

"Well, that's all there is to it!"

Lin Jiu nodded, except for this statement, there was no other reason!

At this moment, the one lying in the coffin was the old lady Ren, wearing a black robe embroidered with various exquisite patterns!

Under the head, there is also a black blessing pillow!

The complexion is purple, and the face looks calm, but the only thing that makes people feel a chill behind it!

Twenty years have passed, and the corpse has not decomposed at all, which is simply impossible!

Su Yang and Lin Jiu glanced at each other, and Lin Jiu's eyes were full of worry!

"Daddy......!"

Master Ren looked at the father in the coffin, and immediately knelt on the ground and cried loudly.

"Grandpa!"

Ren Tingting's eyes were also red, she knelt on the ground and cried, when she was a child, her grandfather loved her the most, and now she looked at the old lady Ren lying in the coffin, and couldn't help but feel sad.

"It alarmed your old man, my son is really unlucky!"

After the old lady Ren cried for a while, she stood up and said to Lin Jiu on the side: "Uncle Jiu, can this dragonfly point water hole be used again?"

"Dragonfly points to water, little by little, it will definitely not be on the same acupuncture point, this acupoint is useless!"

Lin Jiu looked at the corpse full of yin qi in the coffin, shook his head and said.

"What should I do then?" said Master Ren.

"I propose, cremate on the spot!" Lin Jiu said after thinking about it.

Nowadays, only cremation on the spot is the safest, otherwise if the old lady becomes a zombie, it will be troublesome.

"No, it must not be cremated, my biological father was the most afraid of fire when he was alive. Master Ren hurriedly shook his head and resolutely objected.

"Master Ren, if you don't cremate, you'll be in trouble!" Lin Jiu asked repeatedly.

"No, it must not be cremated, you can think of another way!"

Master Ren also said resolutely.

"Master Ren......!!"

Lin Jiu said with a hint of anger in his voice.

"Uncle Shi, since you don't want to be cremated, let's bring it back to Yizhuang first, and then we can think of a way!"

Su Yang, who was on the side, bumped Lin Jiudao with his hand: "Master Ren's family has a big business, if you really cremate his father, your life in Renjia Town will be sad in the future."

Moreover, this is not a corpse yet!

When the time comes, let's find a place where the yang energy is heavy and bury it, and just wear away the yin energy!"

Su Yang naturally disagrees with cremation now, he still has two tasks now!

One suppresses the zombie old lady Ren, and the other suppresses the zombie Ah Wei!

If Mrs. Ren is cremated, and a fart is suppressed, and Ah Wei will not become a zombie, both missions will be over.

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"Well, in that case, let's put the body in Yizhuang first!"

In the end, Lin Jiu weighed the pros and cons and said, "I will immediately find a new tomb for the old lady to bury!"

"Okay, cover the coffin lid and carry it back to Yizhuang!!"

Captain Ah Wei behind him covered his nose to put an end to the faint smell of the surroundings.

"Master Ren, you go back first, I'll take care of the rest of the matter!" Lin Jiu said.

"Good!"

Master Ren nodded, and then turned around and left!

Ren Tingting looked at Su Yang, who had a handsome face and a dusty temperament, and said, "Master Su, I'll go first!"

"Okay, be careful on the road!"

Su Yang nodded, a faint smile appeared on his face, and Ren Tingting's little face was red again, and her heart was even more pounding, as if a deer was bumping.

A couple of strong men put a rope on the coffin!

Because it has been in the sun for a long time, the cold feeling on the coffin has disappeared!

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